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Friday, October 17, 2008
Lightsaber duel with Jabba du Hutt
And doth, the knight did unsheathe his lightsaber, which doth taketh the form of a coat hanger, and yea, he was wroth and did shouteth, "Die thee this day, oh thee great wurm thou!"Lo and beholde! The gallant knight did smote the great wurm of Tatooine thrice on the ass. And thus conquered was Jabba du Hutt, which did knoweth the great deed did the hero doth. With its dying breath, the great wurm did saith, "Curseth thee, gallant knight! Curseth thou and thine!"And with a great sigh, the great wurm did die and off it did slithered across the corridor towards the great door into the sun, towards the class that was known as the internal diseases. ____________________________________________________________________You know what, with the population of the blogosphere being 50% emo and 50% camwhore, I get the urge of posting thousands of pictures in a post with as little real content as possible but then again, I'm not that much of a bimbo yet. I'm just a bimbo-in-training. Oh well.____________________________________________________________________Things to do when I become a succesful doctor:1] Pee on Linchenko's, my 3rd year 2nd Sem surgery teacher, grave2] Dance on Linchenko's grave [Though I might do this first for fear my shoes would get wet]3] Discover a new method of instrumental examination so that the bearded bastard on Radiology would have to learn about it and laugh in his face when he can't do it.4] If I do become an ObGyn, I'll go to today's lecturer and ask her how many other in my batch followed the calling, wtf, she said only a maximum of 5 will become ObGyns in a batch. 5] Say thanks to the Internal Medicine Head of Department because her words [You don't need to be a genius to be a doctor, you just have to know how to think] enabled me to be a doctor.___________________________________________________________________So, last Sunday, they had the official raya celebration in the Hiroshima Hostel. So, like, all the Malays are supposed to come at 10 and the non-Malays at 2. So, like, I was one of the first few non-hostel residents who arrived. So, like, I realize I don't have so many Malay friends, wtf. Next year I'm coming at 2.Pictures! Bunch of juniors I don't know stuck on trash bags disposal duty - notice the blue plastic bag The closest I'm allowed to be near... umm... traditional Malay girls Non-traditional Malays, I think I can get closer but that time the non-Malays haven't arrived and we three are not exactly on the prestigious Malay list Konon-konon cute pic with Shahira  How I prefer my pictures to be taken with friends. Actually on the last pic, I got a "Hey! Jaga sikit tu!" Oh well. As an answer, I proceeded on with an attempt to kiss her on the cheek. Oh, Jebediah, I do love annoying people. Jin May. It's kinda sad that we're the last two of The Family remaining. Haih... if only we were naked and the twins were girls and blondes with big hooters. Unsuccesful half-assed attempt to gather all Russian mediums to take pic together. You see, every class group were taking group pics and laughing at me and saying haha russian medium don't have group picture! Well I showed them. And the guy behind capab only wtf. Best dressed guy there. Funny thing: he's not Malaysian, he's not Arab, he's not even Muslim and he still did much more effort than half of the malays there. The crazy fucks in my batch! Oh yeah!The more Einstein-y my hair gets, the later it was in the day. So, there.When I went through the pics I found a lot of a one-on-one pics of me with a different girl each time. Wtf I'm quite the slut. wtf.
Posted at 08:22 pm by FuzzyA
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