Have any of you heard of Lennon's "Ballad of John and Yoko"? The chorus keeps on buzzing in my ears.
"Christ you know it ain't easy,
You know how hard it can be.
The way things are going
They're gonna crucify me."
You know the feeling of being targetted each and every time? The mixture of frustation and anger? The impulse to scream at these archers that took your chest for a bullseye. You try to look for a reason why - racism? Can't be, they're not racists - clique? They're from different cliques. In the end, you begrudgingly admit the reason as your assholic action but still in despair, you argue to yourself that this scapegoat-ing is so far away from being fair.
And so, to these tormentors of mine, a big super duper exorcist-kid-wannabe giving
FUCK YOU!
You know who you are.
I seriously think that this bridge is worth burning.
Johan Ariff bin Juhari hates Passive Agressive because Johan Ariff bin Juhari is Passive Aggressive.
And doth, the knight did unsheathe his lightsaber, which doth taketh the form of a coat hanger, and yea, he was wroth and did shouteth, "Die thee this day, oh thee great wurm thou!"
Lo and beholde!
The gallant knight did smote the great wurm of Tatooine thrice on the ass. And thus conquered was Jabba du Hutt, which did knoweth the great deed did the hero doth. With its dying breath, the great wurm did saith, "Curseth thee, gallant knight! Curseth thou and thine!"
And with a great sigh, the great wurm did die and off it did slithered across the corridor towards the great door into the sun, towards the class that was known as the internal diseases.
You know what, with the population of the blogosphere being 50% emo and 50% camwhore, I get the urge of posting thousands of pictures in a post with as little real content as possible but then again, I'm not that much of a bimbo yet. I'm just a bimbo-in-training. Oh well.
Things to do when I become a succesful doctor: 1] Pee on Linchenko's, my 3rd year 2nd Sem surgery teacher, grave 2] Dance on Linchenko's grave [Though I might do this first for fear my shoes would get wet] 3] Discover a new method of instrumental examination so that the bearded bastard on Radiology would have to learn about it and laugh in his face when he can't do it. 4] If I do become an ObGyn, I'll go to today's lecturer and ask her how many other in my batch followed the calling, wtf, she said only a maximum of 5 will become ObGyns in a batch. 5] Say thanks to the Internal Medicine Head of Department because her words [You don't need to be a genius to be a doctor, you just have to know how to think] enabled me to be a doctor.
So, last Sunday, they had the official raya celebration in the Hiroshima Hostel. So, like, all the Malays are supposed to come at 10 and the non-Malays at 2. So, like, I was one of the first few non-hostel residents who arrived. So, like, I realize I don't have so many Malay friends, wtf. Next year I'm coming at 2.
Pictures! Bunch of juniors I don't know stuck on trash bags disposal duty - notice the blue plastic bag
The closest I'm allowed to be near... umm... traditional Malay girls
Non-traditional Malays, I think I can get closer but that time the non-Malays haven't arrived and we three are not exactly on the prestigious Malay list
Konon-konon cute pic with Shahira
How I prefer my pictures to be taken with friends. Actually on the last pic, I got a "Hey! Jaga sikit tu!" Oh well. As an answer, I proceeded on with an attempt to kiss her on the cheek. Oh, Jebediah, I do love annoying people.
Jin May. It's kinda sad that we're the last two of The Family remaining.
Haih... if only we were naked and the twins were girls and blondes with big hooters.
Unsuccesful half-assed attempt to gather all Russian mediums to take pic together. You see, every class group were taking group pics and laughing at me and saying haha russian medium don't have group picture! Well I showed them. And the guy behind capab only wtf.
Best dressed guy there. Funny thing: he's not Malaysian, he's not Arab, he's not even Muslim and he still did much more effort than half of the malays there.
The crazy fucks in my batch! Oh yeah!
The more Einstein-y my hair gets, the later it was in the day. So, there.
When I went through the pics I found a lot of a one-on-one pics of me with a different girl each time. Wtf I'm quite the slut. wtf.
According to the Russian version of the 100 People, who Changed the World, when the members of the Beatles - who practically revolutionized music, introduced British music scene to the entire world and being a no-contest awesomeness personified - were ordained as Members of the Most Excellent Order of the British Empire, 8063 other MBEs returned their medals in disgust.
John Lennon, the most quotable Beatles, retorted by saying, "Lots of people who complained about us receiving the MBE received theirs for heroism in the war—for killing people. We received ours for entertaining other people. I'd say we deserve ours more."
Oh well, Brits and their bluebloods and whatnot.
But what do you do when Datuk-ship is awarded to:
For those who have trouble recognizing who's this poor fuck... That's your motherfucking SRK. Yes, Azza, rejoice, Shahrukh Khan got his Datukship. It's fucking Datuk Shahrukh Khan now.
You know how Malays have always been stereotyped as self-degrading and idiotic in their behavior and actions [Thanks to the ruling party, of course], hell, I didn't know we could get any lower but wtf. We degraded ourself to oblivion and then summore.
And why, we might ask, is he getting datukship? Has he done anything for the country? Or, at least, for the state that's awarding him with the title, Melaka? Maybe like the Beatles, he's getting it because he 'entertains' people - which doesn't make sense because his acting is like a puppet in a puppet theater, his singing is actually sung by other uglier Indians and his dance moves... well... dude... Plus, if that's the case, India should award him with the Tosai Medal or Sacred Ordinance of the Curry Society medal. Not Melaka.
Utusan Malaysia enlightened me with the real reason. Apparently, the well known actor is receiving the Darjah Mulia Seri Melaka on the occasion of the Melaka Yang Dipertua Tun Muhammad Khalil Ya'akob's 70th birthday.
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No wonder Melaka so easily fell to Portuguese, Dutch AND British Empires. I'm sorry if there's any Malaccan readers out there but I think there's too many inbreeding within the then Sultanate and now Dipertua line. I mean, how else could you achieve mental retardation of this level?
Oh shit, tomorrow I must discuss this with my Indian classmates.
Goth girls are hot. Really, there's few things I find sexier than a hot goth chick. And no, not your average Malay Goths but Goths of any race as long as they're as white as kain kapan. The duality of black and white, you know? The innocence of white and the sexiness of black; the openness and the mystery and so on.
Then a few short years ago, emos start to pollute the goth style with their omg, people hate me, omg i suffer so much, omg i worship satan and only satan.
I wanted to post a picture of a hot goth girl but nope nope nope, i can find only x-rated ones. Naughty google!
Think you've got it real bad? Always acting so sad, Bitching and complaining to all
I hear you cry yourself to sleep With all the other sheep, I feel awfully bad for you With everything that you have been through
And then I think:
You're just a shit You're a teen and caucasian You're just a shit Not of the gay persuasion No one in your family was brought here by slave ship So who's been persecuting you? You're white.
You should meet my buddy Jack Who's off fighting in Iraq Dodging mortars and RPGs Or I could tell you about his dad, who, While in Dien Bien Phu, Lost his leg and part of his gnads. But I'm sure he's sympathetic to you
And he would say:
You're just a shit Your dad bought you a hummer You're just a shit I almost died in the summer I've lived in a foxhole With rats, mice, and fleas while Gangrene had a party with me.
Starving kids in Africa all sharing a rice grain Set up a charity for you You with your iPod, MySpace and cellphone Tell me again About the time you got a splinter
You're just a shit With your big house and big dog You're just a shit Now log off of your damn blog Take off your makeup, and take out both your tampons Get up off your ass and you'll see...
Get a job you lazy new-age Simple Plan listening emo hippie.
1] All teenagers are rebel scum. Every single one of them. All of them are bastards who either unbelievably understanding or intolerable assholes who will get into problem with authorative figures.
2] Sex solves EVERYTHING. You killed my mother? We argue, there might be gun-waving action, then we have sex and it's all good.
3] Safe sex is good but virginity is bad. Out of three teenagers on television, six of them had sex before; probably 2 of them got pregnant. Oh, and there's virtually no abortion on TV. Every teenager will want to keep their love child.
4] The jocks are ALWAYS jocks. The nerds are always nerds. Seriously, I've never seen this in real life. Do 100% jocks/nerds exist? There's virtually no racial stereotype on tv but school hierachy stereotype is always there
Quote:"Yeap, I don't know anything about girls because I don't have a girlfriend. I just grew up with 2 sisters and a very open mom, my best friends are all girls and I read more than you. But, of course, you have a girlfriend, that you see only two months a year, which I might add, you didn't get together with before coming here, that's why you know more about girls than me." An unsung hero of our day, paraphrasing and exaggeration of the quote
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